My Name's Just A Noose

-Not The Best Idea You've Ever Had-
-The Vegan Straight Edge-
-My Preferred Pronoun Is "This Crucial Edgeman"-
-Outnumbered Forever-

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thegayswhocouldfly:

so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”

thats it

the dad joke to end all dad jokes

(Source: duns-f0r-hands, via iaintshootinmister)

selfiezona:

Help me think of a fun hair thing

rub facepaint all over your head