My Name's Just A Noose

-Not The Best Idea You've Ever Had-
-The Vegan Straight Edge-
-My Preferred Pronoun Is "This Crucial Edgeman"-
-Outnumbered Forever-

@ValeriXVX
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Yesterday I asked a waitress if she recognized me from here, today I rationalized a girl not being into me by her not being straight edge. I’m going downhill fast and you can’t stop me.

(Source: mynamesjustanoose)

Being professional and staying late at the office

Being professional and staying late at the office

In case anyone ever wondered what I did at work

In case anyone ever wondered what I did at work

daddydommunismkills:

the other night I dreamt that I saw two poodles boning so I flicked the male across the nuts and it snarled at me but kept going

I don’t know this signifies, but god speed, boning poodle.