My Name's Just A Noose

-Not The Best Idea You've Ever Had-
-The Vegan Straight Edge-
-My Preferred Pronoun Is "This Crucial Edgeman"-
-Outnumbered Forever-

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This dude is my inspiration for wanting to get back on my feet so that I can afford to eat right and work out again.THERE IS A WAR AND WE MUST FIGHTBUT WE WON’T WIN IF WE DON’T EAT RIGHTBILLIONS ARE SUFFERING SO WE MUST PREVAILYOU WANT VEGAN POWER?YOU BETTER EAT KALE! TOFU, RICE, AND BEANS AND DARK LEAFY GREENSFRUITS AND NUTS AND SEEDSPARTAKE OF THESE TO SMASH ENEMIESWAR IS UPON US LIKE IT OR NOTNO HIPPIES OR WEAKLINGS WE NEED JUGGERNAUTS CUZ CHANGE NEVER COMES FROM ASKING NICELYYOU WANT LIBERATION?YOU BETTER EAT BROCCOLI!  TOFU, RICE, AND BEANSAND DARK LEAFY GREENSFRUITS AND NUTS AND SEEDSPARTAKE OF THESE TO SMASH ENEMIESBORN TO LOSE! EAT TO WIN!TOUGHENED BY TEMPEH, STRENGTHENED BY SEITANBORN TO LOSE! EAT TO WIN!WE SCOFF AT THE TERM “PROTEIN DEFICIENT!” WHERE DO I GET MY PROTEIN? WHAT ARE YOU, A FUCKING IDIOT?SHOW THEM A VEGAN LIKE THEY’VE NEVER SEENPRIMED TO DELIVER ONE MILLION ASS BEATINGSTOFU, RICE, AND BEANSAND DARK LEAFY GREENSFRUITS AND NUTS AND SEEDSPARTAKE OF THESE TO SMASH ENEMIES!  

This dude is my inspiration for wanting to get back on my feet so that I can afford to eat right and work out again.

THERE IS A WAR AND WE MUST FIGHT
BUT WE WON’T WIN IF WE DON’T EAT RIGHT
BILLIONS ARE SUFFERING SO WE MUST PREVAIL
YOU WANT VEGAN POWER?
YOU BETTER EAT KALE

TOFU, RICE, AND BEANS 
AND DARK LEAFY GREENS
FRUITS AND NUTS AND SEEDS
PARTAKE OF THESE TO SMASH ENEMIES

WAR IS UPON US LIKE IT OR NOT
NO HIPPIES OR WEAKLINGS WE NEED JUGGERNAUTS 
CUZ CHANGE NEVER COMES FROM ASKING NICELY
YOU WANT LIBERATION?
YOU BETTER EAT BROCCOLI!  

TOFU, RICE, AND BEANS
AND DARK LEAFY GREENS
FRUITS AND NUTS AND SEEDS
PARTAKE OF THESE TO SMASH ENEMIES

BORN TO LOSE! EAT TO WIN!
TOUGHENED BY TEMPEH, STRENGTHENED BY SEITAN
BORN TO LOSE! EAT TO WIN!
WE SCOFF AT THE TERM “PROTEIN DEFICIENT!” 

WHERE DO I GET MY PROTEIN? WHAT ARE YOU, A FUCKING IDIOT?

SHOW THEM A VEGAN LIKE THEY’VE NEVER SEEN
PRIMED TO DELIVER ONE MILLION ASS BEATINGS

TOFU, RICE, AND BEANS
AND DARK LEAFY GREENS
FRUITS AND NUTS AND SEEDS
PARTAKE OF THESE TO SMASH ENEMIES!  

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